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Hi,

I have a GMail account. Got my 1st bunch of invites today and gave them out to some friends. I was wondering how offen does GMail give you more invites to give out?

Fred

Fred,

I received my first 6 invites on Monday, and now 6 more today (Wednesday).

Steve

To fred and stepehen..

Did i mention i'll give you my soul for an invite

(Deendor@yahoo.com)

you should choose me to give a gmail account because:

"monkeys are hairy,
my sister dresses up as a fairy,
i love to eat dairy
and my girlfriend is called mary"

please send me a gmail invite to hajj_3@yahoo.com

I'd like to have a gmail invite. But my life is boring and unexciting. So nothing funny. . .

Patiently waiting for a gmail account is like Banzai! - It will kill anyone with A.D.D.

z24 (AT) mail (DOT) com

Here's something that I thought was funny someone had sent me

Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "SEX!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was
O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood. Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

I hope that gets me an invite, thanks

my job:
i need a gmail account for my work spot because i download a lot of mp3s and porn at work (something i should not do) but its like crack man i need a gmail account argh!

A dog, midget and a priest walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "What is this , some kind of joke?"

If I could only get a Gmail account I am sure my life would change. I am sure the women will be all over me, my re seeding hairline wouldn’t be so bad. My dog might even start to love me. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

pls send one this way to lancesayNOSPAM@yahoo.com

there's no reason for this, i mean, other than i think its kind of funny.

i was on the phone with don. and i had a cell phone in my pocket, i'm not used to cellphones, i'm still pretty anti-, anyway it was set to vibrate and the phone rang. and i almost peed on myself because it jolted me with an unexpected vvvvbbbbrrrrrrrrtttttttt

How do you get the invites....

I am not gonna be funny, but instead would want an invite for a good cause. In a few week's, it'll be me and my wife's wedding anniversary. She always wanted 2 gmail accounts, but even 1 would be greatly appreciated. I really want to give this as a special side present for her for our anniversary. Please send me one. Thx.

Somebody: I got this burn by hearing the phone ring and I picked up the iron, that was on instead of the phone.

Someone else: Well, howd you get that other burn

Somebody: They called back

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

oh and by the way, love clicking on those google ads....

There once was a girl with no invite,
who was always so prim and polite.

She was asking nicely
"Oh please send one to me....
or else I might you giga-BITE!"

there are two muffins in the oven. the 1st muffin says "damn its hot in here." then the 2nd muffin says "HOLYSHIT A TALKING MUFFIN."

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

I'm a funny guy, but I can't be funny if I don't have someone else in front of me. But, I don't know, it's funny that I have this friend who has been tracking this down for a long time and he hasn't found out about this and I have.

HEY

I am not funny-
please, invite me i could clean , iron and tickle you for free!!!

Did i mention that i am a chef? Well, not that much but i cook pretty good..and i don't have hair under my arms!!! Please. Merci my Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's two snakes
the first one says "I hope im not venomous."
"Why?" asked the second snake.
Then the first snake says "because i just bit my lip."

First, something funny:
http://www.thezone963.com/modules.php?name=Sections&op=printpage&artid=23

Second, I clicked on your google links. :^)

Thanks!
Paul

yo yo yo please man hook me up with a gmail account plzzzzzz if i get that account thatll be the best ....and am not funy at all so i think beeging works best

Well I hope I can get a gmail account so here goes:

Why are women like tropical storms?
They are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car!

Hope thats good enough for an invite!

Hi guys,

If you would please send me a gmail link I will mail you out a DVD with both my films and music videos on them.

This is one of my films:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0407215/

I WILL BE GIVING AWAY 5 GMAIL ACCOUNTS AT 7:00 PM (CENTRAL TIME). IN ORDER TO GET ONE OF THESE ACCOUNTS YOU WILL HAVE TO VISIT MY WEBSITE AT: http://garrickscott.homeip.net . I WILL POST ALL FIVE LINKS ON THE HOMEPAGE!! IF YOU ARE LUCKY PLEASE LEAVE ME A SHOTOUT BY SIGNING MY GUESTBOOK AT: http://garrickscott.homeip.net

I want a Gmail account but I'm not funny, However, my dog just crapped in the floor
and my girlfriend stepped in it. Now she is beating the dog with a houseshoe. Wow, that looks like it hurts.

Jeff
jeff_mize@charter.net

I would really like a Gmail account but honestly I have nothing of value to offer. If anyone could hook me up that would be really sweet. (jmurray_66@hotmail.com)

please I really want one, I have tried everything! ---bentucci523@yahoo.com

I'm very interested in an account, here's a joke:

Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?

Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself.

The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be.

And the third was in Tech Support, and kept saying "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now..."

---kohones@netzero.com

thanks again.

Hello

Here's my funny story to share. 100% True story as well!!

A friend of mine moved into a new apartment. She was there for a few weeks. One night she woke up "feeling something crawling around her legs". To her surprise it was a 6ft. Python. (Snake)

She immediately called the fire department. When she got thru, a fireman answered and she explained her story to him. He proply replied "Is it on
fire"? And laughed as he told her to call the Animal Control people.
She found out the next day that her landlord had been told by the former tenant that he had lost one of his pet snakes a months back. Apparently it had made it's way into the walls and kicked it there for a while.

I hope this story will be a benfit in getting a GMAIL account. If not I hope it brings a chuckle to those who ready it.

Regards

Scooter

so i was wondering where i could get one of these gmail accounts? thought it might help with the band.

- knock knock...
who's there?
- little boy blue...
little boy blue who?
- michael jackson

aragolas@spymac.com

Hmm GMails all that I need,its all that i creed,say more ? Ok I actually need one for mass storage as i get hell lotta mails...and Gmails the answer...so plz someone...anyone out there...send me an invite...I'm running out of space in my current mail account and i need to stash my gf's mails somewhere...GMAIL ! Thanks a lot in advance !

Bish

Hey Kevin... Who has two thumbs and needs a Gmail account??? This Guy. Please send me an invite.

Please Please Please Please Please. If anyone has a spare Gmail invite i've been looking all over the place. I would be extremely grateful to receive one.

EMail: leedavis81@hotmail.com

Thankyou :o)

If you have an extra one lay it on me bro.

Thanks,
Scott