Cold Fusion Programmer Requirements
-Write lines of usable code while having a phone conversation with the customer
-Attend a meeting without any clue of the content and give a brilliant presentation
-Stop what you're doing to do any number of people's job
-Accept criticism for stepping up and doing someone else’s job
-Play well with others
-Respond to every email in every account the moment you receive them
-Know what management is talking about when they say, 'did you see that e-mail?'
-Work only many projects simultaneously
-Solve complex problems while overhearing 4 distinct conversations in cubical land