Hunter S. Thompson
"This motorcycle is simply too g----amn fast to ride at speed in any kind of normal road traffic unless you're ready to go straight down the centerline with your nuts on fire and a silent scream in your throat."
- Hunter S. Thompson
("Song of the Sausage Creature," a short narrative taken from an article he wrote for Cycle World magazine in the mid-'90s about the Ducati 900sp motorcycle)